😱Tidying the Garden Shed 🤣

 

No ...no... you see .. I DO actually know where everything is  !   

Try me ..go on ...

Where is the leek dibber Debbie ?  🌿Easy one ! On the end of the table , at the front , underneath a few things .🌱🌱

Where are the polystyrene sheets to stand plants on over the winter ? 🌿Easy one ! At the other end of the table on top of the seed storage box under the large grey potting tray ...under the winter outside tap covers , under the old blue mushroom crate , under the roll of insulation foil that I fix up in the greenhouse just before the winter storms .⛈️🌧️🌧️

Where is the windbreak mesh and tarpaulins Debbie ? 🌿Easy one ! Under the table and there's another big bag of netting in front of it .🌧️⛈️🌧️

Where's the drawer that goes in your old kitchen table Debbie ? 🌿Easy one ! It's upstairs in my needlework room ........🤣.... no please , don't ask ! 🤣🌻🌿

Where are the tree sapling protectors Debbie ? Easy one ! They are under the table on the floor .🌳🌲🌳🌳

Where is the box of chicken pellets Debbie ? 🌿Easy one ! On the other side under the potting bench ..it's a actually a large tub inside a black bin bag ....and looks not unlike the other big tub of perlite..but you can tell the difference because the chicken pellets have quite a distinctive fragrance ! 🐔🐤🐤

Garden string Debbie ?  🌿Easy one !...hanging up on the other side with garden wire .🪢🧵

Where are the goggles for moving Agaves and other dangerous plants Debbie ? 🌿Easy one !  Hanging up on the bamboo cane holder I fixed up overhead . 

Where are the bamboo canes Debbie ?🌿 Easy one ! They are presently being used out in the vegetable garden .🫛🫛🫛

Where are my old golf clubs Debbie ? He asks . 🌿Easy one ! ..... er....did you mean those rusty things under the potting bench . 🏌🏻‍♂️⛳🌧️⛈️

Trowel  , fork , spade , hori -hori ,hoe , garden sheers✂️, torch🔦 , secateurs , dibber, seed sprayers, propagators and their lids , hormone rooting powder ,seed trays , flower pots , watering cans , plant labels , scissors , string , wire ,  hooks , loo roll , newspapers , fleece , clippers and drip feeders , fertilisers , plant labelling pencils , powders sprays and potions , tomato feed , seeds , black board and chalk , potting compost , horticultural grit ,first aid box , little red garden note book .....

                                                            yes

                                           I is knowing where everything is !          

                                                        I is knowing !  

                                                      lol ! lol ! lol !

                                 So why should I bother tidy the shed ?

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